Time to Tip Off

Tonight the Sixers begin the regular season against long-time division rival Celtics. As stated before the Sixers are going to be very good this season as they are all a year older and more experienced, and they made key acquisitions to get even taller and better defensively. The Celtics are going to be worse this season despite acquiring Kemba Walker because they lost Sixers-killer Al Horford. Horford is now the Sixers' and he fits in as the much needed missing piece of the puzzle -- that is a reliable backup for Joel Embiid in the middle. Get ready for a great game and NBA season, and celebrate tonight's tip off by pranking a Celtics fan in your life by purchasing this book --

Every page in this book is completely blank, except for the page number. How funny it will be after your Celtic-fan associate (associate, not friend, bc let's be honest -- no self-respecting NBA fan roots for the Celtics) opens the book only to find every page blank. He or she will call you up and be like "I think there's something wrong with this book!" And you're like, "No actually that's how it's supposed to be, because there's nothing worth knowing about that joke of a team. Ah, hahaha!"

Nothing like a good ol laugh with a pal, especially at their Celtic-loving expense. Now go buy this book, clear your schedule, and enjoy the game!

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